New Shit Bitches

Like my mentor and guru Dave Chappelle, I couldn't deal with the 50 billion dollar contract given to me to create this blog and shirked my duties - not posting in several weeks. The pressure of those three readers a day poring over my unedited prose was too much and I strayed far from the path of rightousness. I wasn't staying true to myself and the original intention of this blog. It was time to step back and determine where this thing should really go. I almost gave up and said screw it, no more bloggin for me. Well, unfortunately, that didn't happen.

So guess what bitches, after some deep soul searching, I'm back and brand new. Ok, not brand new, but I am back, and you are all really not bitches.

Turns out I took a new job. But don't worry, I still work in PR, just with a different agency (that pays me more money. Woohoo, drinks on me). I also will no longer be doing PR for products and have a totally different set of clients, which means I can talk all the trash I want to about my previous experiences. Oh yeah, I'm going to name names and call a bitch a bitch, but don't worry, all three of you are still not bitches.

My first topic to address will be reviewers being paid to say good things about products. "No way," you exclaim in utter disbelief, "that really happens? Dude, who would have thunk it?"

Stay tuned bitches, stay tuned...